What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But this is not

I like God is love and lives within you.

Innocent before proven guilty

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Deuteronomy 17

You shall not bear false witness.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I don't like

What did one boob say to the other boob

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Lose lips shimk ships.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like religions.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Maybe leave out

Your going to be alright just relax

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Bible.. Hm.?

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?